Dear Creators of Left-Handed Scissors.....

[moose_mcmoose]

Your product is the biggest damn fail in the history of inventions.

My teeth could do a better a job.



All I wanted to do was to cut a piece of square cardboard. Now I am left with some haggard old lump with frayed edges. And i can't find any more cardboard

Effing ridiculous.

Comments

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

This could be a nice plot bunny for Wilson having the same problem, though...

[moose-mcmoose.livejournal.com]

Haha indeed it could. *scribbles idea*

I've actually broke the scissors now. They were so useless anyway. Lump of rubbish.

Oooooo I'm annoyed >_

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

Yay!! I'll read it!!

[christikat.livejournal.com]

I'm seconding hibernia1 's idea! Please write such a story. :)

Maybe you can get a new and better scissor?

[moose-mcmoose.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to. I might just have to buy a Stanley knife and use that. It'll be a damn sight quicker and less of a frustrating struggle.

Come to think of it, why didn't I just buy a Stanley knife in the first place? *facepalms*