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Oscar-worthy Film in 5 Seconds....
Feb. 27th, 2010 09:26 pmCriminally overlooked in my humble, yet completely WRONG, opinion.
Sleepwalker
Feb. 21st, 2010 02:45 pmTitle: Sleepwalker
Characters: House/Wilson (slash)
Rating: NC-17 (what do you reckon could possibly cause that rating)
Words: 2043
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Wilson starts sleepwalking, and it leads him somewhere unexpected. (Don't like man-o-man-o then don't read.)
( I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off! )
Characters: House/Wilson (slash)
Rating: NC-17 (what do you reckon could possibly cause that rating)
Words: 2043
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Wilson starts sleepwalking, and it leads him somewhere unexpected. (Don't like man-o-man-o then don't read.)
( I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off! )
Bickering By Paper
Feb. 14th, 2010 02:59 pmThis is very silly. Hehe.
Title: Bickering By Paper
Characters: House, Wilson. (implied slash)
Rating: PG-13 (mentions boners and Chase's hair)
Words: 525
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Inspired by the promo photos of 6x14 that have been floating around the fandom ether. House cures his boredom by sending Wilson notes.
A/N: IMPORTANT: What House writes is in bold. What Wilson writes is in italics.
( Stupid....childish...note swapping )
Title: Bickering By Paper
Characters: House, Wilson. (implied slash)
Rating: PG-13 (mentions boners and Chase's hair)
Words: 525
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Inspired by the promo photos of 6x14 that have been floating around the fandom ether. House cures his boredom by sending Wilson notes.
A/N: IMPORTANT: What House writes is in bold. What Wilson writes is in italics.
( Stupid....childish...note swapping )
Shameless fluff written for no particular reason.
Title: Hot Lemon
Characters: House/Wilson (established relationship)
Rating: PG-13 (Slashy but not explicit)
Words: 1493
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Wilson has a cold but House wants sex. House tries some persuasive techniques. Not explicit slash, but there's a bit of fumbling and kissing, hence the lower rating. Although, if you think it should be bumped up a rating then feel free to say so.
( Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. ... )
Title: Hot Lemon
Characters: House/Wilson (established relationship)
Rating: PG-13 (Slashy but not explicit)
Words: 1493
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Wilson has a cold but House wants sex. House tries some persuasive techniques. Not explicit slash, but there's a bit of fumbling and kissing, hence the lower rating. Although, if you think it should be bumped up a rating then feel free to say so.
( Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. ... )
It's 14:59pm on Christmas Eve, which means in less than twelve hours it will be officially Christmas Day.
That marvellous 24 hour period that starts with heavy expectation and finishes with the obligatory question "Is that it?" and countless dirty dishes to be cleaned.
So I wish you all a very
Merry Christmas.
This post is approved by Chuck Norris XD
That marvellous 24 hour period that starts with heavy expectation and finishes with the obligatory question "Is that it?" and countless dirty dishes to be cleaned.
So I wish you all a very
Merry Christmas.
This post is approved by Chuck Norris XD
Brain Is A Buzzing
Dec. 17th, 2009 05:37 pmI'll probably be a bit too drunk to post these tonight so here they are now. My brain is in overdrive at the moment. @_@
Title: Housework
Rating: Nc-17 (strong language and slash)
Characters: House/Wilson
Words: 458
Summary: Wilson asked House to do three things while he was at work. Four drabbles. All from Wilson's POV (2nd person)
. ( This be where you click....to see the fic shit.. )
Title: Housework
Rating: Nc-17 (strong language and slash)
Characters: House/Wilson
Words: 458
Summary: Wilson asked House to do three things while he was at work. Four drabbles. All from Wilson's POV (2nd person)
. ( This be where you click....to see the fic shit.. )
Step On My Old Size Nines
Nov. 28th, 2009 07:22 pmAnother boring Saturday evening. I hate being skint. :(
Title: Step On My Old Size Nines
Rating: PG-13
Characters: House/Wilson (established relationship)
Words: 2532
Disclaimer: If I owned them I would have invested in some new clothes and a sorely needed haircut. But I haven't. Take from that what you will
Summary: Fluff stuff!! drunk!Wilson and assorted goodies. Inspired by the songStep On My Old Size Nines by Stereophonics.
Title: Step On My Old Size Nines
Rating: PG-13
Characters: House/Wilson (established relationship)
Words: 2532
Disclaimer: If I owned them I would have invested in some new clothes and a sorely needed haircut. But I haven't. Take from that what you will
Summary: Fluff stuff!! drunk!Wilson and assorted goodies. Inspired by the songStep On My Old Size Nines by Stereophonics.
( This way....over here....that's the one... )
Nighttime Habit
Nov. 20th, 2009 02:28 pmSo....I've still got a bit of writer's block going on. Boooo, poooo, noooooo. But I am getting there slowly but surely. Woohoo.
In the meantime folks, I wrote this little drabbly nugget. Enjoy....oh yeah and it's a happy thing too. :D
Title: Nighttime Habit
Rating: PG
Words: 266
Characters: House/Wilson
Summary: Fluffish. Set season six kind of... What does Wilson do when he can't get to sleep?
In the meantime folks, I wrote this little drabbly nugget. Enjoy....oh yeah and it's a happy thing too. :D
Title: Nighttime Habit
Rating: PG
Words: 266
Characters: House/Wilson
Summary: Fluffish. Set season six kind of... What does Wilson do when he can't get to sleep?
