This Aggression Will Not Stand Man!

 Surprisingly, this is ridiculous. A ridiculous follow-on from the equally ridiculous Frenchmen and Straw


Title: In a Hedge
Characters: House and Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1179
Disclaimer: Not mine.  A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Crack. Following the mechanical brainfart suffered by Wilson's Volvo, House and Wilson have been thrown somewhere....where that place is...well nobody is quite sure yet.


( "Can you hear the Bee Gees?" )

Work is sucking up all my time. Crappy shift pattern....LAME. And I've re-wrote this twice.

Title: Lights Out For Darker Skies (chapter 2B/?)
Characters: House, Wilson, several OCs.
Rating: PG-13
Words: 3734
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: This is some batshit crazy AU thing I've been writing in my sleep deprived hours and from watching too many films (more specifically Brazil, copious amounts of zombie/disaster films, just generally weird shit). Wilson makes his way to Princeton but someone's on his trail.

Chapter 2B- Travelling Light

( "Forever, I hope. I don't wanna walk around with a partner who smells like a friggin' ashtray." )

Part 1 Part 2A

This has been a while in the making. I wrote it weeks ago but wasn't ballsy enough to post it. I still don't think it's all that good. But you know what? Fuck it. 

To go by an old Geordie adage...'Shy bairns get nowt.' 

So this is Chapter One....I've wrote another couple of chapters. But those are still way off being posted. Still too chicken shit to post this to the comm (is it good enough?...i dunno), so my dear friends, you get the first look. 

Title: Lights Out For Darker Skies (chapter 1/?)
Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, four OCs. 
Rating: PG-13
Words: 4132  (Prologue -270... Chapter - 3862)
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: This is some batshit crazy AU thing I've been writing in my sleep deprived hours and from watching too many films (more specifically Brazil, copious amounts of zombie/disaster films, just generally weird shit). First chapter is mainly a set-up piece, so if it seems fucked up it's because it probably is. 

Hopefully it will get more coherent as time passes. :D




( A brave man once said......absolutely nothing. )

I'm having a run of daft stories at the moment. But yey for silliness.

Title: Dance Dance Regret
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Words: 2136
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Wilson comes home with a black eye. House wants to get to the bottom of it. This is silly, and caused by the amusing revelation that Wilson's plays on Dance Dance Revolution.
( Daft, Daft, Revelation... )

This is probably crap but I'm just trying to write myself out of a block....so whatever.

Title: Home-Less
Characters: Wilson., mentions of House
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Possible spoilers for future episodes. He had secretly hoped House would never leave.

( It's probably crap )

First off I want to apologise because.....this is really depressing. Also blame Colin Firth because I saw his film and it gave me this idea. So there. (P.S. the film was reaaalllllly fucking good)

Title: The Week That Was
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: R - adult themes
Words: 1400 (7 200 word drabbles)
Disclaimer: I don't own them. A shame, as then I could buy some new jeans.
Summary: Some SERIOUS D: going on here. 7 drabbles following Wilson through a particularly difficult week.
WARNING>>>>>>>>>>> (Implied character death (whoops!)). <<<<<<<<<<<<


( Under the cut for all the D: )