This Aggression Will Not Stand Man!

Of all the people in the world,  it's your parents who sure know how to make a good compliment.

8:30 last night

Me: What?
Dad: You have a lazy eye.
Me: What? No I don't.
Dad: Your right eye. It's lazy.
Me: No it's not
Dad: (exaggerating) It's nearly half shut.
Me: Well so is yours.
Dad: No it's not.
Me: Yes it is.
Dad: Oh shut up.
Me: Have I got a lazy eye?
Boyfriend: No. I can't see it from here
Dad: Well he needs glasses anyway.
Me: So do you.
Dad: Pfft. Well you know what I mean.

So thank you dad for pointing out I possibly have a lazy eye when I'm tired. Don't make me more paranoid than I already am.

Don't you just love parents.